Thursday, November 04, 2004

Bertie Welcomes Bush Victory

Bertie Ahern welcomes the defeat of John Kerry and John Edwards, who had been making ominous protectionist noises during the campaign. It's apparent that An Taoiseach isn't a member of Confused Jewish WASPS Who Think They're Irish for Kerry

If US multinationals setting up in Ireland were Benedict Arnolds, what does that make the Republic, Pirate's Cove?

Given that the ticket didn't win a single southern state, and that a Republican took the Senate seat previously held by John Edwards, we're unlikely to hear from the Boy Wonder again. His tales of the Carolinas textile mills never warmed my heart, especially as I've always suspected that this proletarian utopia didn't number any black Americans amongst its work force.